1. desiring
Ladies and gentlemen does the aforementioned statement apply to you? If it does then you M ‘am or Sir may be thirsty. And that does not bode well for companionship. Now I know what you’re thinking , maybe, I’m not thirsty I just like to show my interest and if the other person can’t hang then it’s THEIR fault. No…. thirstiness is not sexy at all. It’s actually pretty irritating and confusing on how somebody can be so damn desperate. Thirstiness is a form of abuse. When I say I have to get off the phone to do something and you plead for me to not go..that’s ABUSE.. Your abusing my time. When a woman accepts your drink you bought and you FOLLOW her all around the club like a baby duck…that’s ABUSE..Your abusing her patience. When you send a text message asking where someone is AFTER leaving more than 1 message…that’s ABUSE. Your abusing someone’s LAST nerve. I’ve compiled a list that are a few examples of signs of thirst. If you’re seeing yourself over and over in this list PLEASE SEEK HELP.
1. CALLING/TEXTING MULTIPLE TIMES IN A DAY:
Chances are if you call/text somebody and can’t reach them they are (say it with me ) BUSY!!!
Don’t bombard someone with messages over and over again if its not an emergency. AND by emergency I mean
somebody died, your house was robbed etc… Not something like “what movie did you say you want to see again?”
2. PROVING A POINT :
The only thing worse than someone who is thirsty is someone who is VERY thirsty. Case in point having the need to prove a point to impress a mate. Normally your 5’5 self wouldn’t have dared to talk so reckless to the 6’10 350 pound gentlemen that bumped into you. But something in that pea brain head of yours said it might be cool to get into a fight to impress old girl in the corner. Show her how hard I am. VERYSTUPIDIDEA.COM . Tough guys are really cool to men. While women want a man to have their back they don’t want to keep bailing you out the jail because somebody “looked” at you wrong.
3. PERPS:
These people are far worse than the last two because you can at least admit the character flaw. Perps or fakers are very low because being real and honest doesn’t appeal to them. Fake jewelry, rented car, borrowed clothes from your home girl closet, fake accents, overly loud, have a gun but won’t actually pull it are but mere symptoms of the perp. It’s not 1993 when you could lie and say you related to the members of Jodeci. We have a thing called the internet (and FaceBook) and its far too simple to check out who and what you really are. You aint got to lie to kick it…
4. SIMPIN’ AINT EASY BUT ITS ALL GOOD:
Simp behavior is easy to classify because it’s funny as hell. Thirstiness is usually shown by being Overly available.
Doing dumb stuff like listening to your potential interest cry about no good cheating Keith, taking her and her son to dinner and a movie, taking her to the store and babysitting her son while she goes to her jump offs JAMALs house to “release” some stress. That’s simp behavior. Ladies just because you like a man doesn’t mean he needs to get all the relationship benefits upfront. Cooking for him, cleaning HIS dirty butt crib, giving money and just getting played left and right. PLEASE grow a backbone and require people treat you as well as you treat them.
5. LATE , LOUD AND WRONG:
This is fairly simple to notice. If you have this need to be loud or “extra” then you’re thirsty. As Denzel Washington said in his portrayal of Frank Lucas in American Gangster “The loudest person in the room is the weakest person in the room.” Don’t start nothing you can’t finish. If you open doors..always open doors..don’t do it for 4 months then quit. Which leads back to watching your mouth. People will always remember what you promise them. It’s human nature to remember what benefits you. So either do it or don’t… you will or wont. Stop being so thirsty.
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