Why Men WON'T date you OR for women who say the rainbow is not bright enuff at the end of the yellow brick rainbow and im just adding words at this point

Alright Ladies it is TIME for some tough love. It seems that people today rather tell a soft lie than a hard truth. That truth being that there quite a few habits/personality traits that are keeping you from having a man.
This post is not to make fun or berate you all. Its merely to help you recognize the annoying shit you do that causes men penises to shrink. * NOTE* every rule has an exception and what annoys one man(or woman) may not apply to the next. *NOTE NOTE* Just because the rule has an exception does not mean its a free pass either...you know who I'm talking :-/

TOO NOSY TOO SOON: Stop wanting to know so much so soon. Trust us all falsehood is soon discovered. Until then relax , relate, release...

MALE GIRLFRIENDS:  I don't care if you served in Iraq and he saved your life. I do NOT trust any man claiming to JUST being friends.  Men don't make friends on purpose after the age of 13.  I got my eye on him....

ARE I DATING YOU OR YOUR FAMILY:  I love the fact your close to you family. I love that you and parents are friends .. BUT you are a grown ass woman. You should make the decisions for you not them. Tell Aunt Rachel I said what up though..

CLUB RAT: You work hard so you should play hard. But why the hell are you partying all the time. Do I look like Eddie Murphy?? Stay home some damn time. Let the bartender miss you... When club promoters and doorman/security know you by name and you don't OWN the club...SIT DOWN SOMEWHERE

ITS JUST FACEBOOK CALM DOWN: There's a difference between a poke on facebook and a poke in person. Chill out... I can't control what someone puts on my page..stop checking it 3 times a day. Actually if you got that much time somethings wrong.

NICE THUGS: 2Pac with a Yale degree does NOT exist. Stop wanting a type of man that does not exist. Soap operas and Zane novels have rotted the common sense part of your brain. Real thugs are not real good love matches. Don't be the bitter old woman mad that you let 3 nice Larry's go for a crazy ass Darnell.

YOUR LEFT EYE: So your ex punched you in your left eye every Tuesday for 2 years..and you stayed. I am late picking you up from work maybe 3 times and you ready to break up. Stop treating the good guy the way YOU SHOULD HAVE treated the bad guy.

THE DUTCH QUESTION: Yes I am a gentleman with a kind heart. Yes I believe in treating a woman the way a man should treat my mother. Now with that being said..could you at least OFFER to pay a few times. Chances are I won't let you but can I just get some semblance of appreciation of the funding of the date.

SPORTS TEAM: If you were friends with  alot of men on the football ,basketball , or track team in school or now... keep that to yourself. Most men don't like women with alot of male friends which is more so if they played sports. Not to group you all together but honestly... as an outsider the females that hung around or knew the team were groupies. So if you have a funny story about letting your football buddies bench press you in college keep it to yourself

ULTIMATE WARRIOR: Every argument does not need to explode into Wrestlemania. Men respond to yelling from other men by getting physical. We can't do that with a woman so we tend to just tune out. Talking to us let an adult instead of a child will  go far. You get more flies with honey than vinegar.

So ladies there you have it a small list of what REALLY bugs the piss out of us men. If you can work on these things I absolutely promise you may one day possibly have or not have a man. So please digest the list and pass it on.

PREACH OWT