Ok its 3am in the morning , you look over and what do you see? A body that does not belong to your significant other.
While you enjoyed the physical release its time for them to go. But unfortunately the door to your bedroom opens and your significant other ,man/woman/boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband walks in. Say goodbye to your happy home and say hello to being single again. Dark bars and liquor breath awaits you.
Here’s a guide to help those that are inept on the art of stepping out. *note*{ I do not endorse or support cheating but I really hate to see people make amateur mistakes. If your going to mess up a happy home and cause grief and pain at least have a clue about what you’re doing}
#1 GAME RECOGNIZE GAME: You are cheating, your backstabbing, betraying, disrespecting someone. Do not make it more than what it is. Do not give yourself the excuse of you needed something else. You did what you did because you WANTED to. Your spouse can no more make you cheat than Superman can make you fly.
#2 CHEAT UP NOT DOWN: While cheating hurts its more of an insult when the person your with cheats with someone worse off than you. This is more for the men. Women tend to cheat UP while men cheat DOWN. Men cheat with anyone down for it in a 2 mile radius. They could have 12 kids, 13 baby daddies, and claim to fame was their left breast behind young jezzy’s head in a rap video and men will still sleep with her. Women tend to replace and cheat with men they actually like. If their current man is broke the next can buy his own island. If the current man is short stroking the next man got to carry his in a wheelbarrow. If your gonna break your vows at least let me catch you with Will Smith..I’ll be mad but kind of proud in a twisted sense.
#3 COMMUNICATION KILLS : Uhhh if you are going thru the methods of cheating and hiding what your really doing then why on EARTH do you give out real info? She has your real #, real email address, knows where you work and what shift, knows your real address, and what care you drive…and you wonder why you got caught… If you have a lot to lose then act likt it!. Tracphone, fake email address, MEET somewhere nowhere near where you live or work. This is a reason why cheating isn’t worth it because you have to put a lot of time in to not get caught. Act like a drug dealer. code words, code names. REMEMBER: Your just one mistake away from being caught..ONE..ONE ONE
#4 RESPECT THE GAME: The short and sweet ..don’t do more for the extra person than you do for the main. You have a responsibility to make your main person not feel like they are being lied to. Come home at a decent hour. Don’t feed the #2 steak and get the #1 Chicken nuggets. Don’t bring the #2 into the home you SHARE with the your main. Possibly if you spent more time with your main you may not want to cheat.Look at this way..the reason a lot of big time dope dealers got locked up is believing they could turn something negative and dark into something light and moral. You are doing dirt..Your doing dirt..say it with me..You are doing dirt. GROW UP
#5 DON’T CHEAT: Seriously self explanatory… its never worth it and honestly more fun as a thought than reality. don’t end up a character from Boyz to Men video.. butt naked on a couch crying to sleep listening to Sade’ . hindsight is 20/20. You are playing with fire and god help you if pass a STD on or suddenly are expecting a child… Its not that serious.
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